About

I’m a 30 something guy from the southeast.  I have a beautiful wife, two beautiful kids and a Colt 1911.  I’ve been severely blessed my entire life to have health, something to eat and enough time on my hands to think of lots of stupid things.  I’m a ITSec professional by trade but unofficially I’m a handyman,  musician and I used to be a semi-pro hiker (at least in my own mind).  I love all things Kentucky and I like wild turkey (both types), morel mushrooms, spring crappie fishing and Thanksgiving dinner.  I grew up on a farm slogging through cow manure and picking off ticks.  The deep woods and long days of work are where exercised my mental faculties to the point that my synapses connected to the ether.  If you think I couldn’t write a more random explanation of who I am you are sorely mistaken because I took about 25 seconds to write this and if I would have put more time it would have been utterly intelligible to someone who is not as associatively confused as myself.